Shelbeotch

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.

Penis.
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okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call
lilytatiana:

I have an unhealthy obsession and addiction to succulents and cactus, but hey, at least it’s not meth.
lipstick-lesbian:

♀♡♀

hartbig-and-bowties:

ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

Bologna

Hippopotomonstrosisquipidaliophobia

dancesamdance:


How do straight girls see this and continue being straight


^ i ask myself the same thing

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

shhhaftermidnight:

Polka dots!  I want it!