Shelbeotch

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.

Penis.
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twitch-the-tiny:

pizzaprty420:

creativekarateka:

karkatlicious:

avidoatlion:

lifemocker:

thejordanator:

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

is that car even real

A BIG CUP OF NOPE
sexuallthrill:

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“Because alcohol tastes better than tears.”

Six Word Story (via icekq)

  • voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
  • harry:
  • harry:
  • harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

dftba-winchesters:

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

This explains so much

bad-bloodd:

The Amity Affliction | Pittsburgh
sexuallthrill:

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helpfvl:

safeguards:

12 DAYSSSSSS OMG

SCREAMS INTERNALLY