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“If you show me your penis, I’m going to take it away from you.”

Elliot (Scrubs)

zebablah:

is this snake fucking serious 
like was that actually fucking necessary 

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

not-an-actual-cannibal-hannibal:

This is legit my new favorite gif. Sarcastic Martin in a gif, everyone.
mystical-oasis:

HOW FUCK YOU
your-call-cannot-be-connected:

theslashblog:

absurd-person-singular:

whatthehells-yourname:

liquid-pickle:

wibblywobblymoffatywoffaty:

cas-wants-the-dean:

theannieplanet:

ramsaaylicious:

firenzesun:

cas-wants-the-dean:

bendingthewaywardsons:

cas-wants-the-dean:

leodeservestheoscar:

WHOSE BUTT IS THIS? 
I thought it was Jeremy Renner’s then someone else posted it as Tom Hiddleston’s and I just saw that it belonged to Jensen?? EXPLAIN.

I AM IN THE SPN FANDOM
I KNOW THAT ASS
I KNOW THAT BLACK WATCH
THAT IS JENSEN ACKLES BOOTY

ghurl thats tom hiddlestons butt


same plain black shirt and watch
that my good friend, is jensen’s ass
good day

I did a thing to help us


it’s Josh Hutcherson’s butt….

its my butt

OKAY UPDATE:
I searched google by uploading the image and all the results were tied between JENSEN ACKLES AND JEREMY RENNER.
And almost every single one of the articles said they’re weren’t sure who’s butt it actually is.
The people that say it’s jeremy’s said they’re pretty sure it’s not his, and even the jensen ackle’s people can’t say for sure either.
There is no original poster i could not find a full picture.
We have nothing to go on except the evidence before our eyes.

Ladies and gentleman, before me are two pictures. Only one of these is the mystery butt.

look at the watch though it’s totally Ackles booty

If you actually pay attention to the rest of the body, you’ll see that Renner’s arms are more muscular and have a vein popping out. Jensen’s elbows are softer and his arms are thinner, making the booty in the picture actually the property of Jensen Ackles.
You’re welcome.
Love, the Sherlock Fandom.

Thank you sherlock fandom,yet again your powers of deduction never fail to amaze me.
Sincerely the supernatural fandom.

IM PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR

Wouldn’t it be funny if this picture was just some random non famous person’s butt and now their butt is Tumblr famous

It’s Jensen’s ass though… GOOGLE KNOWS ALL AND I GOOGLED IT. :c
mystical-oasis:

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:


nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

AHHHHHHHHHHH